RUBBING THE NEW RIGHT OFF

There are many times that my wife and I will stare at our newborn daughter in amazement.  Babies look cute and beautiful to their own parents (thereby diminishing the depth of the sigh one heaves out of one's chest when she begins to cry at 1:30 in the morning), we can't help but sit in astonishment that this child is really ours.

Not because she has the milkman's hair.

A fun fact that'll take some of the shine off:  newborns urinate every 10 to 20 minutes.

We made this.  (Image from imgur.)

And yes, I do realize how many pee-pee/poo-poo posts I've had so far, but that's no reason to snicker like a schoolchild.